Shashi... tea!
Sapna!
Give me my phone
No...
What no...have your breakfast first...
Why don't you stop this white bread...
why can't you get brown!
Give it to me...
I Iike white bIue red...anything
No Maaji...
your porridge is ready
Can I eat one parantha at Ieast?
Mom...you've had enough paranthas all your life...
it's time you had porridge now
Shashi where's my parantha? Hurry up please...
Sagar...your bournvita
It's too white...make it brown!
Everyone wants only brown brown...
Mom Iook...thief!
One sweet Iadoo mom!
Ok my darling...have one
You're sick...
you are going to become a ladoo very soon
Eat eat...eat more...
you alI are going to die very soon
Sapna quiet
you shouId eat what you Iike
Exactly
This new fad of brown bread... egg whites...
alI started since you joined this new dance class...
that...that jhaaaz dance!
What's so funny?
I can't controI it...it's too funny...
Mama...say... what dance? What cIass?
Which class?
Eat your omeIette
Where's the omelette? There's onIy toast and parantha here
Come on Dad... Iet's do the jhaaaz dance!
Sapna...your omeIette
Mom it is not jhaaaz dance...
it is jazz dance
Jaazz...
J...Jhazz....
Jaazzz...Jazz...
Aye carefuI... pack properIy...
Ma'am... lt has to be gipt packed?
Not 'gipt'... it's GIFT...
Gipt...gipt...
Never mind...
Satish... is the car free?
I have a lot of orders for sweets today...
Why do you need to go? Send Ramu...
I need to go for a meeting...
Nice to see you Shashi...
The Iadoos were exceIlent the Iast time!
Thank you
Come in...
WiIl need more ladoos next week as welI
Give me one Iadoo before she sees
Next, Modern Colony
Yes madam
HeIlo... come in
Sorry I'm a IittIe late
No problem at alI
Come... Iet's alI taste the Iadoos
They are reaIly exceIlent!
You've done a great job!
Excuse me
Satish...
the Iadoos were a super hit today!
Everyone loved...
I'm busy right now... can we talk Iater please?
Sagar...
how many times have I toId you... not to do this
What are you doing!
Where's Sapna?
First do that MichaeI Jackson thing
TeIl me
First do!
First do! First do!
Ok?
Where's Sapna?
She's gone to RupaI's house... to study
What exam?
Must be some test vest...
No test vest mama... Cafe Coffee Day!
You've let out the secret...
what wilI Sapna do to you now?
She's gone to Cafe Coffee Day with her friends...
she's having cold coffee
Aren't you gotten angry?
Not 'gotten'...getting...
I am not getting angry...
what to do?
She's worn a reaIly short skirt...
At least she has worn a skirt!
There are boys with her too!
Lucky boys!
You don't have a problem with any of this?
I can't hear anything
What?
There's some cold coffee on your skirt
Where have you been?
Studying
With whom?
With Rupal
Can't you study at home?
You think you can teach me...
English Literature?
Wow... great curry!
Thank god I didn't eat out...
Give me that chiIly pickIe...
Shashi...
you shouId stop making those Iadoos vadoos
I have just one passion...
you want me to give that up too?
Then give me...
one Shashi Special Ladoo!
OnIy l should eat your food...
why shouId others enjoy it?
If l didn't cook welI...
..you wouldn't even bother to come home, right?
I've important meetings to attend to...
these taIks take time
TaIking to me is not important right?
Oh l forget...
'important talks' happen only in EngIish
Why waste time talking?
No! No! No!
Dad how could you do this? PIease!
Sapna...
What happened?
HeIlo
Satish... What happened?
Why is Sapna yelIing?
Shashi...l won't be abIe to go to the PTA meeting
How can you do this?
No wonder she is angry...
ToId her you wilI go with her...
Me?
How can I...
What do you mean by how? Aren't you a parent too?
What wilI I say there?
Don't be silIy Shashi...
you're not going into a jungIe... it's a schooI...
they're not going to eat you up
Now I have to go... bye
I wiIl come with you...
There is no need...
I wiIl telI them you're ilI and Dad's not in town
Why ilI? TelI them l'm dead
Don't be dramatic mom
Do you even know what PTA means?
No...
I may not know the meaning of PTA...
but I certainly know the meaning of a parent
Now before l get reaIly angry...
go get ready
Which one is your classroom? 7A...this one?
Which one is your seat?
Not seat...desk...second last row
You sit so far back?
It doesn't make a difference... come on...
That's reaIly far back...
Hi Sapna...
Hi Rupal!
HeIlo heIlo!
I'm Neelam...
commonIy known as RupaI's mother these days
I'm...Sapna mother...Shashi
How nice to meet you Shashi
But I have a bone to pick with you
Every time that RupaI comes to eat at your house
she comes back home and teIls me
I have to Iearn how to cook from you
No aunty...even your food is...
fantabulous!
What a sweet little Iiar
But you must invite me home soon Shashi...
then you and l can sit and gossip about these Siamese twins
Yes...yes aunty...
please come... anytime!
Mom, you wanted to use the loo right?
So nice to meet you Shashi
Bye... see you soon.
What loo?
Come come come...
please sit inside... I'Il be just a minute...
Is this your EngIish teacher?
Yes...Father Vincent... my cIass teacher...
Yes Sapna...
How are you?
Mrs. GodboIe right?
Pleasure to meet you
How's Mr. Godbole?
Fine...very fine
So...Sapna...
what should we start with?
As l had discussed with Mr. Godbole at the last PTA...
Sapna's performance continues to be exceIlent...
Sir...sorry... father...
my EngIish not good
If you don't mind...
...can we taIk in Hindi?
Of course Mrs. GodboIe...
Hindi is our nationaI Language...
we should alI speak in it...
but...my Hindi not very good...
is that okay?
No problem!
I am from Kottayam district you see...
Kottayam... that's in KeraIa right?
It's famous for its banana wafers right?
Do you like them?
Very much!
Next time I go l...
I'Il bring back a big packet of chips for you
Is she doing welI in her studies?
Of course...
she is one of the top 5 students of our class
She could rank first...
if she showed more interest in Physics
But is her EngIish good?
Her English is excelIent
Mrs. GodboIe... she is one of our brightest students
But is she respectfuI?
Does everyone Iike her?
Sapna...you haven't toId your mum about your fan club?
Bu Mrs. Godbole, I wanted to taIk to you about...
...this inter-school quiz competition
Sapna has been chosen...
Sapna has 'choosen' for the school...
been 'choosed'...
Has been chosen!
I warned you about my Hindi
She wiIl need to stay back an extra hour in schooI...
for practice sessions...
Sir...I have aIready spoken to my dad about this...
and there is no probIem
Yes but you haven't spoken to your mum...
Ma'am, l need your permission please
Not a probIem father...
our school must win
Although the Coffee Day business wilI suffer a bit
Thank you Mrs. GodboIe...
I'Il see you at the next PTA meeting?
And don't forget the banana chips
Of course not...
Thank you sir
Everything went weIl right?
Banana chips!
Is Father Vincent your uncIe?
Father Vincent was so kind ...
...so poIite...
he said something in jest...
and I went aIong with it
He didn't seem to mind at alI...
he made me feeI so comfortabIe...
by talking in Hindi
And you made him feel so uncomfortable...
...by taIking in Hindi
"ls Sapna a good girI...
does everyone Iove her"...
And why joke about Cafe Coffee Day...
Dad shouId have been there...
and you were talking in Hindi...
even to RupaI's mother
Each time I had to answer for you
What happened?
Failed her exams?
I'm the one who's failed
Meaning?
I have embarrassed her today
AlI teenagers feel their mom and dad are an embarrassment
Not mom and dad...
just mom
Why are you so upset?
TeIl me...
why did you marry me?
What can l say... one Iook at you and I was hooked!
Isn't there any water?
Why didn't you marry a modern woman?
If l gave it so much thought why would I get married at aIl...
It's a joke Shashi... come on...
What's come over you?
No matter how hard l try...
I just can't seem to pIease anyone
Sapna's just a chiId
And you?
HeIlo...
Manu!
Hi...how are you?
Yes I know you sisters chat regularIy...
but what about me
So how is New York?
When are you coming to lndia?
Last time when you came aIong with Radha...
what a wonderful time we had
So how is...
Meera...?
What!
The date's been fixed?
Wedding in New York!
Speak to Shashi...
I can't beIieve it...
We're going to New York!
Can't sleep...so much noise...
Aye dumbo... wake up...
we're going to New York!
Manu aunty is sending tickets for us...
so sweet of her...right mom?
Sorry mom...
forget about it please...
just forget it...
we are going to New York!
Not going to schooI?
Cousin Meera is getting married
To an American in New York... how cool!
It must be very coId there
Mom... even it if was hot, you couldn't come
Why?
You don't have a passport
You have to make a passport?
Yes you have to...
Tomorrow l'lI start the visa procedures...
first is yours... since you need to Ieave before us
And us?
We wilI go later
Why?
I've told you...
I don't want to go aIone
I'Il come with you...
on the pIane
What's this alone vaIone?
You, Sagar and me wiIl traveI together
We wilI have great fun...
Iet mummy go ahead
She needs to help Manu aunty with the wedding...
realIy boring work
We'lI join them Iater and just have fun
What...no Dad!
What about your quiz competition?
You want to Iet your team down?
I don't have any quiz competition
I can go with mummy
Fine... you'Il be thrown out of school...
...you can sit at home and make Iadoos
What?
I've never traveIled aIone...
how wiIl l manage?
What aIone!
A hundred peopIe wilI be with you on the flight
Let me take Sagar...
No it's not a good idea...
you won't be able to manage
Don't I do it here?
But that's America... it's a foreign land...
you can't even speak EngIish welI
WiIl you be happy...
3 weeks without me?
Shashi lf I was you...
I would be at the airport right now
Maaji...how do l go?
It's a matter of a few days...
everyone wilI join you anyway
She is your onIy sister...
she's alI alone there...
first wedding in the family...
who else wilI she turn to for heIp?
And I'm here anyway...
ProbIem?
Yes... a reaIly big probIem
WiIl you manage without me?
Yes...few BeybIades...
that Tron game...
Ben 10...
and many Hot Wheels cars...
if l get aIl this I wiIl manage
And how do you do that thing?
O my dear... my heart doesn't beat without you
My heart...it feels a twitch
How do l go to a foreign land?
My heart...
My heart trembIes...quivers
I am afraid
O my dear... my heart doesn't beat without you
My heart...it feels a twitch
How do l go to a foreign land?
Do you embrace alI your colIeagues so fondly?
It was a hug Shashi
Are the two of you very close?
That's just a way of saying heIlo...
it doesn't mean we are cIose
Everybody hugs... it's normaI!
We are cIose right...
maybe that's why we never hug!
Sometimes my heart beats faster
My left eye flickers
WiIl you forget me... I wonder
I know you through and through
I know you more than you
WiIl your eye wander... I wonder
So ma'am...what do you do?
Making...making snacks...
Snacks?
You know you are not alIowed to bring food articles
into the United States of America?
Food...food articles...
My EngIish...weak...
So ma'am how wilI you manage in our country...
if you don't know English?
Like you are managing in our country without knowing Hindi!
These nights these days
Your words and ways
I wiIl miss them so...
Your sIights and spite
The way you hoId me tight
Makes me pine for more...
Why don't you stop me?
O don't Iet me go!
One mention of you...
I worry...I'm wary... I think of you...
Mama come fast... it's late!
My heart...
My heart trembIes...quivers
I am afraid
Mom...
not possibIe to say goodbye without crying in India, right?
She's crying so much
Shashi...
when the immigration guys ask you...
"What is the purpose of your visit?"
what wilI you say?
"l am going to sister's place to attend wedding"
Good!
And "What's the duration of your stay?"
I am going to...
I am going to stay in my sister's place...
Looks Iike you'lI be sent right back!
Why?
Didn't l telI you... DURATION!
DURATlON!
Sorry sorry...
5 weeks...
Let's go!
What are you doing?
If l hug it's a probIem, if l don't it's a probIem!
New York...
window seat?
Don't they have this form in Hindi?
I can fiIl it out for you
America?
Yes...my niece is getting married
AlI the best
Open your bag...
no water aIlowed
But it's a long journey...
You wiIl get water inside
Eatables are not aIlowed either
Just one box?
Sorry ma'am...
Alright?
Satish... they took away my water bottle...
I'm inside the pIane...
is Sapna asleep?
Excuse me ma'am...
can you please turn off your celI phone
Sorry
No it's fine...you can keep it
Water...
You can ring the belI
Can you get the Iady a glass of water pIease?
The next 18 hours... this button is at your service
You can...
confidently, definitely, surely
absoIuteIy shameIessIy
press this button again and again
See... magic!
Ma'am, veg or non veg?
Veg...veg...
Would you Iike some Chardonnay or Merlot with your meaI?
One glass of wine is good for health
Cheers!
It's good stuff
What's the matter?
Just one Hindi movie here...
I've seen it on TV
And 50 EngIish channels...
Here...look...
same picture...
same film...
there's no need for that
I need to taIk to my father
Captain, who bombed the train
I don't know who bombed the train
Then go back and try again
No! No! No!
Stop this cow dung...
Let's start with the bomb...
Excuse me...
are you a terrorist?
We are trying to sIeep here...
I wiIl go but...
I am going to sister's place to attend wedding...
Passport pIease...
Immigration form...
Please look into the camera ma'am
Please look into the camera...
What is the purpose of your visit to the United States?
What?
What...is...the...purpose...of... your...visit...to the United States?
My sister is attending my wedding
What?
Ah you're here to attend a wedding!
Yes
Thank you
What is the purpose... - To help the United States of America
Sorry?
Yeah...you know...
to spend some doIlars...
heIp recover your economy
You don't want it? l can go back...
I am going to sister's place to attend wedding!
How dumb am I... - Listen...
Don't Iet these peopIe scare you...
it's time for them to get scared of us
This is your first trip to the US...
and first times happen only once
Every first experience is speciaI...
so enjoy...
sureIy, definiteIy, confidently!
AlI the best!
Shashi aunty!
Mom... you've reached?
I'm in the car!
How are you?
The kids aren't troubling you I hope...
Hi mama!
Sagar!
Aunty...
no more worrying about Sapna, Sagar and uncle...
you're in New York... we're going to have a blast!
New York has reaIly taIl buiIdings, right?
Saw them from the plane...
Shashi...that's Manhattan...
Man...hat....tan?
'Man' means...
aadmi...
'Hat'...means
topi
Mom... what's 'tan' in Hindi?
'Tan'...means...
dhoop ki chaap!
Aadmi...topi...dhoop ki chaap...
Manhattan! Tomorrow I'Il take you
Thank you Shashi...
Thank you...?
Ok...welcome
I know it wasn't easy for you to come...
but who do l have except you
It's been 10 years since Anil passed away
I realIy miss him...
seIfish feIlow!
I have to do everything on my own now
Manu...
I Iook at you and I feel so proud...
to think of where we started... and where you are now!
Remember our Hindi medium school?
We couIdn't speak a singIe word of EngIish...
not a word!
And Iook at you now...
you have a great career here in America...
taken care of 2 girls alI by yourself
Anil... Anil...
If he hadn't motivated me...
I would have remained the same
I miss him so terribIy...
but thank god you're here!
Aunty this is gorgeous!
WonderfuI choice Shashi!
Hat...man...with a tan
Manhattan
Touching heaven, oh my god!
Manhattan.
New avenues ofjoy
Shops fuIl of dreams
A new surprise, at every stop
To your Ieft is Prada
To your right is Zara
Giorgio Armani, Thank God it's Friday!
Gucci and Versace,
Jimmy Choo, Givenchy,
Diesel, Dior, Hokey Pokey, Gap and BloomingdaIe
Louis Vuitton
Moschino
VaIentino...
So much to say yet speechless
AlI together, stilI alone
What a city! Touch wood
5,6,7,8 avenues
MiIlion biIlion Iegs and shoes
Lots of coIours, dolIars dolIars
sense of pidIee poo
Breakfast is for aIl day
Straight and gay they alI sway
and Lexington, and Madison, it's aIl so ooh!
Frappuccino
Mochaccino
Cappuccino...
You gotto say baIle baIle while you do that...
BaIle baIle baIle baIle!
Aunty...you're not eating
food's not good?
This parantha is reaIly good...
It's Mexican food...QuesadilIa...
Whatever it is...it's good!
What's that? What did she say?
She just abused you
So telI me about the dowry, what are you giving me?
-What am l giving you? -We are not buying you...
that's not how it works
The boy gives the girls famiIy the dowry
And Iots and lots of gifts
So l'm going to go broke?
I don't know why but I'm realIy sIeepy
Go sIeep my dear...
Is that alright?
Yes of course
I feel so bad... she must be so tired
Must be the jet Iag
HeIlo Satish...
how are the kids?
Have they gone to school?
Have they taken their Iunch boxes?
Please do try to get home early...
I'm feeling a bit strange here...
without alI of you...
Shashi...just enjoy yourseIf...
I'm getting into an elevator... wiIl talk Iater
Slept weIl?
Sorry...got to go to office for a bit
I'Il try to be back as soon as possible...
we'lI start on the wedding pIans
Drive carefuIly...
Bye darling, see you!
Good morning Aunty!
ShouId l make you some breakfast?
No l have cereal
What are you going to do by yourseIf?
We do have Zee TV Hindi but...
I have an idea, why don't you come with me to coIlege!
What wilI I do there?
I have cIass for 2 hours...
and you can hang out at a cafe...
and I'Il come join you
You got cash...change?
Yes
And don't worry...
in case you get Iost...
if you do get Iost just caIl me
Don't worry, go now
The parks here are so beautifuI...
Washington Square Park...
Washington...Square...Park...
Good!
Wow...that's a beautiful dress you're wearing!
Man: This Iady is so rude...
must be having a bad day
Can I get a reguIar coffee...
and a blueberry muffin
Here's your receipt... please pick up your food over there...
Okay...have a nice day
Next!
How you doing today ma'am?
I want...
I asked how you were doing today
Doing...I'm doing...
I'm doing...
You can't take aIl that time
I got a Iong line here
Sorry... what to eat?
Are you kidding me right now...
please hurry up Iady
Vegetarian...
Vegetarian is fine...
what do you want to eat?
OnIy vegetarian...
A bageI...a wrap...a sandwich?
Sandwich
And what kind of fiIling do you want inside?
Do you want cheese...
tomatoes... Iettuce..?
Lady...you're hoIding up my Iine...
this is not rocket science
Cheese?
Yes... cheese...
Yes to cheese!
Anything to drink?
Water...
StilI or sparkIing?
OnIy water
StilI or sparkIing?
Coffee..?
Americano? Cappuccino? Latte?
Lady...l ain't got aIl day...
Americano? Cappuccino? Latte?
'Nescoffee'
What?
'Nescoffee'
Yes we have nice coffee...
we have the best coffee in Manhattan
I'Il just give you an Americano
SmalI or medium?
SmalI
SmalI. ls that it?
$10.20
10 dolIars...
HeIlo...the Ieast you could do is say thank you..!
Sorry...thank you...
Stupid idiot!
Sorry...
I am not cIeaning that up!
Don't bother...
What a stupid woman
Madam...
your coffee...
from the coffee shop
Cafe not good...
woman...not nice!
Aunty!
Wait...l'm coming...
Be careful...such a big bus
Learn to speak EngIish in four weeks... what a con!
Can anyone learn to speak English in just four weeks?
Joke right?
Did you have fun today?
Please check the code and try again
Shashi...Shashi...!
Sweetheart get me that back up panditji
and those musicians?
We have to meet the Hindu priest tomorrow
American Hindu priest?
No...they're aIl our people...
American Hindu Priest... cool idea mom
What do they chant at weddings?
'Om bhurbuvasvaha' what else...
No way...that's the Gayatri Mantra!
Mom! - I tried...
WiIl you meet the priest tomorrow?
Yes definiteIy - He speaks in pure Hindi
Keep this Iist of phone numbers with you...
caterers, decorators, priest etc...
and just like you dial the city code of '020' in Pune...
...you wilI need to dial the code '212' here
FabuIous!
Such good food after so many years
House keys...
in case you feel like stepping out
The priest is here
This is my younger sister Shashi...
you can discuss everything with her
Sure
WeIcome to NYLC...how can I heIp you?
HeIlo...
English tuition?
Yes English classes
Who am l speaking to?
What is your name please?
I...Shashi...
Sha...Shaashi..?
WeIl Shaashi what can I do for you?
How to...join class?
WeIl we have a 'LSE4' class that starts today...
an 'LSE6' class starting next week...
and an 'LSE8' class that starts next month...
LlC..?
Oh...sorry...
'LSE' is Learn to speak English in 4 weeks...
'LSE6' is Learn to speak English in 6 weeks...
Madam...sorry...
slow...
Sorry
The 'Learn to Speak English 4' cIass
is a 4 week class...
and it starts today
Today!
Money?
Oh you mean the fee
It's 400 dolIars for the 4 week cIass
400?
HeIlo?
WeIcome to NYLC... how can I heIp you?
I Shashi...
address..?
If you are taking the train...
get off at the 23rd street station
It's near the Flat lron building...
23rd station...one ticket
Wait...
Train...23rd station?
No no...on the other pIatform.
16th street?
After street no. 23, comes 24...
which means 16 is on that side...
numbers numbers everywhere...
M.G. Road... Laxmi road...
why can't they just have names like that
Sir...250 building?
Yes, this is it
English station...tuition?
English class?
Shaaashi..?
WeIcome to the "New York Language Centre"
Come in, come in...
take a seat
My name is David...David Fischer...
and I'm your teacher
HeIlo...
Ok...let's continue...
...l Eva...
I...come...Mexico...
I work like nanny
I work like nanny...
to American famiIy
I speak Spanish...
the baby...speak Spanish
The baby mama so worry
baby no speak English
She say to me...go...
English class...
I... go... EngIish cIass!
Eva my darIing...
Iet's pray for the baby's future, shalI we?
I Queens...
How IoveIy!
No...no...
I Iive on the Queens
You Iive in Queens, New York
What is your name?
SaIman Khan
I first from Lahore...
second from Pakistan
I...
drive taxi...
New York cab
But no Pakistani girI marry taxi driver...
English please!
I here...come...
English Iearn...
become foreigner
Pakistani girl only marry foreigner
french beard, Johnny Depp...
SaIman... I wish you a beautiful Pakistani
Girl sir...only girl
How boring!
Moving on...
the gentIeman from France
HeIlo
My name is Laurent...
French...
I'm cook...
...in hoteI...
and my EngIish not cIean...
dirty
I Iearn English...
good
Good good!
Thank you Laurent...
And now the Iady in the gorgeous sari...
Sit...
Sit and taIk?
I Shashi...
from the lndia
From lndia...
Yes sir... from the India...
No Shashi...not from 'the' lndia...
from lndia!
And what do you do Shashi?
I also cooking...
cooking...seIling...
Are you in the catering business?
SmalI business...
in house only...
making snacks...
Iadoo!
Ladoo..?
Ladoo...round round...
It's a sweet...
We have an entrepreneur in the cIass!
Entrepreneur...
is a person who runs his or her own business
Shashi...you are an entrepreneur!
Is that a word or a poem?
What kind of a language is this!
Entre...pre...near
Entrepreneur!
Shashi l'm home...
Where were you?
Just for a walk...
Why are you worrying so much?
You have 3 weeks of freedom Ieft... make the most of it
You're having to do so much work...
Work? What work?
I'm making aIl of them work...
the perks of being oId
How is it going?
You know what they calI me here?
Yes...Shaaashi
No...
Entrepreneur!
Have you been making ladoos for everyone there?
I thought we got disconnected
HeIlo...
You want water?
Thank you...
WeIcome
Thank you...
WeIcome
That day...
very very bad day
Everything went wrong...
I feel...sorry...
Bad day!
Me not forget your face
Your face
Class...Iate!
Oh, yeah..
A...E...I...O...U...
These are caIled vowels
Eva...Eva!
What are these calIed?
VoweIs
Just like boweIs
No Rama...
not Iike bowels!
Sorry madam...
sir...sorry sir...
I onIy saying for remembering purpose...
toweIs...
boweIs...
and...voweIs!
Correct?
Now, when a word begins with a voweI...
Iike appIe...
begins with a voweI 'a'...
we say 'an' apple
'An' orange...
'An' idiot
So l...
an Eva?
No...if it's a name... or a proper noun...
we just say Eva...
not an Eva...
or the lndia
Okay?
Just Eva...just Rama
Yes Shashi?
Why India not 'the lndia'
and why America
"the United States of America"?
That is a very good question Shashi...
and we wilI come to that once
we do the class on the various forms of nouns
What a question you asked madam!
David sir had no answer...
fuIl confusion
Good question...
very smart...
Sleeping again
We are smarter than these peopIe...
we struggle onIy because of this bloody EngIish...
else we would have bIown them away
What you say?
I say I come to your parIour...
you give me free hair cut...
and I teach you free Urdu
You come to parlour...
I shave your head!
Spicy noodIe...
just like dragon!
Excuse me...
heIlo...
what is good name?
What did he say?
Strange feIlow...weird felIow...
Did you speak in EngIish or in Tamil?
You ask good question
Good?
Very good
Thank you
Ask question...me?
You? Me?
Yes!
Ok!
Cup of coffee...
with me...now?
House...
me...coffee...
bye!
- Yeah, bye. - See you. Bye.
Coffee-Voffee Sugar-Vugar
Paper-Vaper News-Vews
Clock-Vok Time-Vime
Run-Vun Run-Vun
Train-Vain Pass-Vass
Late-Vate Class-Vass
Friendship-Vendship Bonding-Vonding
I've changed my point of view
Everything around is new
I'm happy-vappy why, oh why?
I'm busy-vusy that's why!
SlowIy, slowIy, steadiIy
I'm Iearning-vearning a new Ianguage
SlowIy, slowIy, steadiIy
I'm Iearning-vearning a new Ianguage
Extraordinary!
This passion!
Morning noon!
Extraordinary!
This passion!
Morning noon!
It's aIl about EngIish Vinglish!
Morning noon EngIish Vinglish!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Breakfast is ready!
I've taken the day off
How do l go to cIass today?
Why did you take the day off for me?
You'Il need to take Ieave for the wedding too...
What do you mean?
I haven't spent any time with you...
we have so much to catch up on
Remember the necklace Anil's mother had given me?
I've divided them equaIly, one for Meera...
and one for Radha
What a beautiful braceIet I found...
what are you looking for?
Meera says it's too expensive...
Do you remember our aunt in Pune?
She toId me to meet the Panditji...
Panditji...
I mean... catering...
you need to meet the catering people...
they've caIled so many times
Oh god l totalIy forgot
Meet them today
Let's go together
Let's get dressed quickly...
we'lI meet Radha and do lunch after that
What's wrong?
SuddenIy got a splitting headache...
Need some medicine?
No...l should be fine if l sIeep for a bit...
why don't you go ahead?
But Shashi...
Manu...it's important...
you may not get the time later
Please...you must go...
OnIy if you promise to sIeep.
Say it with me...
who is the star?
I am the star...
No...l'm the star...
Sorry...
sorry sir...Iate...
What have you been cooking?
No cooking...late...
Come in..?
You may not...
Ask again Shashi
Come in?
I can't see you... are you asking me to come in?
I can come in?
You can... the door is wide enough...
but you may not!
Why?
Shashi...you need to ask... 'may l come in?'
Sorry...
May I come in?
You may!
May I sit down?
You may
What is May - May?
May I send this back to India?
May I go home now?
May I give lift to you?
May I give sIap to you?
May I have a coffee with you?
Not today...
No? Ok...
May I have a walk with you?
Your food...
No...
you cooking hoteI...expert...
I'm...
in house cooking...
very smaIl
No...
not smalI...
food is...
food is art...
When a man cooks, it's art...
when a woman cooks, it's her duty
What did you just say?
I'm sorry...
Man cooking... art
Lady cooking...
dailyjob...duty!
No...
Food is...
Iove
You cooking with love, good food
You make people happy
You artiste!
Not smalI...
You must open restaurant here...
in New York!
No...you open
Maybe...one day...
French-lndian restaurant!
French...
you make...pasta shaasta..?
No...
Pasta is ltaIian food
Oh French, ltaIian not same?
No...no way!
For example...
this white thing?
That's lasoon...(GarIic)
Italian food lasoon everywhere
French food...not everywhere
You put Iasoon in Iadoos?
No!
Sugar...
sweet sweet...
Dessert!
You bring me sweet ladoos?
Ok!
You want ticket?
L-A-S-O-O-N
L-A-D-O-O
White Iadoo
Big white Iadoo
You stay here?
No...
Near?
This not your station?
No...
opposite side...
train... back...other side...
Back?
I go...
Bye
Shashi...
Hope she's ok...
You're back?
How are you feeling?
Much better
Sorry we're Iate
Come let's eat something...
Indian kitchen...good evening...
Was he ltaIian or French?
Promise me you won't telI anyone?
What can l order for dessert?
What happened?
Mom...I saw a rat...
a realIy big rat...
And it went that way!
I'Il just get the stick
English classes!
That's awesome!
Very very happy to meet you!
Nice to meet you
Shashi madam...
Iet us aIl bunk and go for movie
'A' movie...
Yes David Sir is absent today
Even that Africa is sick madam...
bunking feIlow
Let us aIl go for a fine film
No fine fiIm...EngIish film!
Obviously we'lI watch an EngIish film... not Chinese
We wilI alI go watch EngIish movie
You want to join us?
No...no...
Madam you come pIease... I buy popcorn
I have cIass
Unfortunately my teacher hasn't falIen sick ...
I gotto go
Aunty...you must go...
I'Il see you after cIass...bye!
Bye Radha!
What he say?
He say... alI you need is Iove...
everyone should Iove...
and kiss people on your right hand side
SaIman...
shut up!
WonderfuI movie no madam?
Good? You Iike it?
So much Iove...beautiful
Shashi... you Iike the movie?
Good EngIish practice...
Yeah...
Yeah... good EngIish practice ...
- One second - No problem
HeIlo?
Where the heIl is my scrapbook?
I'm sure you've kept it somewhere...
teIl me quick
Sapna... why are you yelIing?
Where is it?
Why don't you caIm down
How do l calm down mom?
Why do you touch my things?
How many times have I toId you not to touch my things!
Check the second shelf in your cupboard...
...it's safeIy tucked away under your pyjamas
so that no one reads it...
I didn't read it either
That's because you can't read...
AlI ok?
What right do children have...
...to treat their parents Iike this?
They don't even know the meaning of respect!
Am l a trash can...
...to dump in whatever they feel like?
What kind of a relationship is this?
We do our best to make them happy...
and how easiIy they hurt you in return
Kids are supposed to be innocent...
what kind of innocence is this...
taking advantage of our weakness...
You can teach everything...
but how do you teach someone...
to be sensitive to others?
I wiIl have a cafe latte...
a doubIe cheese vegetable sandwich and a glass of iced water please
And you sir?
Cappuccino pIease...
SmalI
Shashi...
you see?
What?
You order...
perfect
You order...correct English
Now?
AlI...ice water...
Yes...you did it!
I did it!
Good to taIk...without understanding!
Sometimes better
What a feeIing!
I waIk carefree!
Don't ask me to stop
Just let me go on
I have no fear
I have no worry
I hope l don't lose my way
If l do...may the road find me!
Don't make me stop!
I've changed my point of view
Everything around is new
I'm happy-vappy why oh why?
I'm busy-vusy that is why!
Extraordinary!
This passion!
Morning noon!
Extraordinary!
This passion!
Morning noon!
It's aIl about EngIish Vinglish!
Coffee-Voffee Sugar-Vugar
Paper-Vaper News-Vews
Manu, I was thinking...
this buffet system...
...standing and eating with plates in hand
is so uncomfortable
If we're doing it alI in lndian style...
then we shouId serve food whiIe they're seated
ExceIlent idea!
And something for shagun...
Shagun...what's that?
A smalI gift for the guests at the wedding...
Gift? ShouIdn't we be receiving the gifts?
I mean 'return gift'...
in the form of sweets to be given to guests
I'Il need to order that
No order vorder...I'Il make it myself!
RealIy?
What was that?
Kevin...we were just discussing
how much gold you need to buy us...
Iots and lots of kilograms of goId
You hear?
Sir David and boyfriend break up!
Sir David very sad
I know.
Nothing sad about gay peopIe breaking up...
drop one and pick another!
SaIman...don't say that
No making fun...
We are aIl different from each other
For you... David Sir may not be 'normal'...
for David Sir... you may not be 'normal'...
but feelings are aIl the same...
and pain is pain...
What she say?
She say David sir different for you...
you different for David sir...
but heart pain same same
Sorry madam...
Who is this feIlow?
Who break David Sir?
Boyfriend
Heart fracture
HeIlo...I'm back
Today we are going to taIk...
communicate...
express...share...
what we think...what we feel...
about Iife ...
about this city...
this cIass!
Rama...you have something to say?
Sir...I have lot to say...
I have 'a' lot to say...
Yes Sir...
My...
My deepest feeIing...
is to teach them such a Iesson
such a lesson...
Who Rama?
Oh sorry...
I want to teach the office peoples big lesson
They're thinking... no... he's a idiot...
onIy knowing the software
Making fun of my behind
...of my EngIish
But now I wiIl show them
that Ramamurthy is Mr. Ramamurthy!
I wiIl show them what I can do!
America big place...
beautifuI place
I missing two things very terribIy
my idli (rice cake) and my mother...
my mother then my idIi...
Please sit down!
English class become one big family
No border probIem...
SaIman bhai, Rama bhai, we're brothers
Aunty...
Eva my white sister ...
Shashi madam, my lndian sister...
and Yu Son my yeIlow...
sorry
Yu Son not sister...
Yu Son not yelIow...
Yu Son pink...
Yu Son beautiful...
Yu Son my friend, my best friend
Udum...Udumbubke...
can we hear your voice pIease?
Me...?
He talks aIso?
I Iike this class
I come this class to listen English...
I don't taIk much...
I want to Iisten people taIk...
and ...
I also...
...gay
Another one!
Bravo! Very good!
Ok...who is next?
Laurent my love come up here and give us a speech
No sir...
I don't Iike speech...
Fine fine...
TeIl us what you like about the class?
Shashi!
I agree...
but what do you Iike about Shashi?
She is very beautifuI...
her eyes are like two drops of coffee...
on a cIoud of miIk
I come to class...
so l can see her
So Shashi...beautifuI eh?
Luaro...what you're doing in class today not correct...
Laurent...alI women not French!
Indian woman! Show the respects!
We don't fIirts in the open spaces in front of pubIics
What l do?
Not what l do...what l did!
He wilI need a two year course...
I am very sorry...
Shashi...
I'm very sorry you know
First time l see you in the café, you remember?
I think beautifuI... I say beautifuI...
It's been ages since someone...
...said something nice about me
I was just taken aback... that's aIl
See you tomorrow
What is the matter with you?
Why are you being so judge... judgementaI...
You're so judgementaI...
mental?
Radha...
sorry Radha...
I had a doubt...
I was watching this fiIm...
this man keeps calIing this woman 'judgementaI'
She seemed fine to me...
why was he calIing her that?
What does 'judgemental' mean?
Mental judge?
Aunty!
You're too funny
'Judgemental' means...
You're wearing a traditionaI outfit...a sari
Just by Iooking at you...
without thinking...
without understanding...
without knowing you...
if l were to conclude...
that you are a typical Indian conservative woman...
when in reality
actualIy... you're a free thinking woman
then l wouId be caIled... 'judgemental'!
JudgementaI...
Aunty...
you want to Iearn so much English so fast?
I have very IittIe time Radha...
Can I have more DVDs?
IdIi (rice cakes) and chutney!
Thank you madam!
Rama... controI your excitement
I am stiIl here
IdIi aIso here sir
Oh that's idIi...looks delicious
Now...we have one week left to go
And...on the last day you wiIl have to take
an examination!
Each one of you wiIl need to prepare a 5 minute speech
A fuIl 5-minute speech?
English Rama pIease...
You have to pass this exam before l can give you....
a certificate that teIls the world you are
qualified to communicate in English!
Don't Iook so sad
You wiIl aIl be wonderfuI
I'm sure you wilI alI pass with flying colours
Good luck!
Rama bhai...
no certificate unIess you pass the exam!
Sir...when is exam?
The 28th...
28th...
28th...that's the day of the wedding!
Where is the time to prepare for speech...
no 'the' speech
How to do...how to do...
between waxing and hair cut?
You wiIl have to talk very much now Mr. Udumbudum...
...Udumbke
You ok?
AlI ok?
28th exam...
same day wedding!
Don't know...
I didn't..!
It's ok...we go up and come down
Wait...wait...
want to see something?
What?
Come
BeautifuI!
Yes
You alright?
Shashi!
Errant heart
Heart's in troubIe
There is troubIe in the heart
Errant heart
A bit hard
A bit of a coward
Why do you stop at the doorway of pain?
Why do you put yourseIf on triaI each time?
Why do you laugh when you want to cry?
You fail to decide between right and wrong
Errant heart
Heart's in troubIe
There is troubIe in the heart
Errant heart
Your breath is freezing coId
Your eyes are fuIl of smoke
Your constant gambIe ofjoy and pain
Your eternal sense of hope
Your fear of yourself
Why do you complicate an uncomplicated journey?
Why do you not Iisten to your own advice?
Errant heart
Mama!
Surprise!
Shocked right?
You were to come next week...
It was Manu's idea to surprise you
We had to plan so carefuIly...
to keep it a secret from you
Didn't even teIl Radha... that broadcast channel
Everyone's been waiting for you...
where did you disappear?
Mama...l had 5 packets of chips...
7 cokes...
3 movies!
And what about your 15 visits to the loo!
Do you want coffee, Shashi?
Errant heart
Heart's in troubIe
There is troubIe in the heart
Errant heart
A bit hard
A bit of a coward
You go everywhere on your own?
Not bad
Even those who know English...
find it difficult here in New York...
but you are managing on your own... amazing!
You managed there on your own too... didn't you?
BareIy...
Mama...l can't sIeep...
what do I do?
Come to mama
You take care of him now... I'm on holiday
Sleep my darIing...
my baby...
my ladoo...
Shashi...tea!
Please pose
Ok good
See...
see over there...
Jhaaz! Jhaaz! Jhaaaz!
Not jazz... jhaaz!
And next we go to the Empire state
Empire State! I want to see it!
I want to see Empire!
We'lI alI see Empire
You peopIe go ahead...
I'Il stay here...
mama's legs are realIy aching
No mama...you have to come
It wilI be very crowded there
And if your Iegs hurt...
not a good idea...
there wiIl be realIy long Iines
We wilI go ahead...
you just chiIl
No!
Sagar you know what...
there is this awesome ice cream place
It's calIed CoId Stone
Do you know what they do...
they take a stone and beat up the ice cream...
then they add gummy bears and
chocolate chips and beat it up again
Come let's go beat up the ice cream!
Come let's go!
Satish uncIe let's go...
Shashi...wait
I cook french dessert...
crepe...
you try, you telI me...
Why don't you Ieave me aIone!
Don't you know...
I'm a married woman
Don't you know...
I'm a mother of two children
Do you know...
they are aIl waiting for me at the Empire State Building
So telI me...
shouId l sit here with you on the sidewaIk
and eat french fries
or should I go to my family?
Shashi...
What?
The Empire state buiIding... is this way ...
French fries is not french...
it's an American concept
This is french ladoo...
with organic chocoIate 70 %
you can make it warm if you want
Mama!
Sagar..!
What happened?!
He got in the way of the balI...
I'Il go get some water...
Mama..! - How did it happen?
Where's mom?
Are you hurt anywhere else?
Can you please calI Shashi Radha?
Mom's phone is with me!
Where is Shashi?
Where did she disappear?
Ok come Iet's go...
Iet's take care of Sagar first...
and I wiIl come back for aunty
Brave boy...you'Il be ok!
Mama...do you know what happened?
Big baIl came...
and I feIl
I didn't see the balI coming...
otherwise...one kick!
Liar...
Nothing happened... just a little scratch...
and Iook at him now...fuss pot!
Sagar is a strong boy
have a cookie...
drink your milk...
One magic kiss from mama and aIl wilI be welI
How's the pain in your leg?
You must have been in a Iot of pain... to not come with us...
but take off by yourseIf
If you don't like being with us anymore...
you shouId have toId us...
we wouIdn't have come here
Satish...what are you saying...
What do you mean...'what'?
What's happened to you Shashi?
It looks like you were happier aIone
I was just...
Thank god I didn't send the kids earIier with you
That's it!
Enough of this EngIish!
What's happened to me?
English has become more important than my children!
Aunty nothing happened... Sagar is fine
No Radha...
I shouId have come aIong with you alI
I have become so selfish...
I have forgotten my responsibiIities
I didn't come here to Iearn English
Enough! I'm done with this EngIish Vinglish!
Aunty don't do that... don't give up now
Just 3-4 cIasses left to go...
What more wiIl l learn in 3-4 days?
Please inform them...
I'm quitting
Aunty...please...
just finish what you started..!
You shouId finish what you started right?
I want to finish...
what l started long ago...
being a mother to my chiIdren
I am looking for Professor David
Right here!
Hi, I'm David...
Hi... I'm Radha, Shashi's niece
This is Shashi's niece...
so good to meet you
I have some bad news for you
Shashi's not gonna be abIe to make it to class anymore
No...she has to take her exam!
I know...her family has come down from lndia...
and we're busy with my sister's wedding...
I'Il give you my card...
you have her calI me
Bonjour!
How are you?
Radha...?
Shashi here?
No she isn't here...
I came to taIk to David about it...
she's not going to take cIass any more...
Why? Exam very important for Shashi
I know...my sister is getting married and...
her famiIy has come down from India, so unfortunateIy...
Can I ask for teIephone number?
Ladoo sampIing!
- Kevin...try one... - Thank you...
This is incredibIe...
I could get married again and again for this
To you...to you...again and again
Wow..! Shashi Aunty it's amazing!
You know Kevin...these are the best ladoos you wiIl ever eat
I totaIly agree
And my wife, she was born to make ladoos...
I just gave you a compIiment...
you were born to make Iadoos!
Manu... we can put marigolds here...
and jasmine there...
and the other flower arrangements...
Mama...José is calIing you...
Aunty...you were not born only to make Iadoos
Sagar come here...
SaIman why don't you telI me the story of your favourite fiIm
My favourite movie is...
Sex and City
It is story of 4 sexy girls...
taIking of sex and waIking on the city
Very pretty
Sir...I Iike the Rajnikanth fiIm very very much
Rajnikanth is not a actor...
he's a god!
He can remove the underwear of the superman...
he can catch a bulIet with his nose...
Granny... I wiIl dance to the 'dhinka chika' song
Sagar... dance to this song instead...
What a boring song!
Sagar it's awesome!
Sapna, come with me!
My sweet pampered favourite bride
She Ioves and desires the moon
My sweet pampered favourite bride
She Ioves and desires the moon
My God given bIessed chiId
AngeIic beauty of the Gods
I hope to see my favourite student tomorrow...
Trying...David sir...
No trying vying Shashi
Taking an exam is not a matter of Iife and death...
it's about the joy of teIling yourseIf that you have done it
Shashi madam...
Iast day of class...
we reaIly miss you
Speech ready no madam?
Coming tomorrow no madam?
The wedding is tomorrow... afternoon...
No problem madam!
Tomorrow exam morning... 1 hour exam...
Iike that onIy you come... Iike that onIy you go!
Shashi pIease come
I am faiIing tomorrow and I am here
Shashi you must come...
One cup of coffee maybe?
Aunty...he reaIly Iikes you!
Do you aIso...?
It's ok... it happens...
Radha...
I don't need love...
what l reaIly need is...
some respect!
WiIl you help me...
one Iast time?
I want to take the exam tomorrow
O Iisten...take care of her
She is delicate blossom
She is precious
She is a rare one
Come aIl dance aIong
Let's drown in joy
To this happy song
Her eyes... they speak
They tease... they sneak
into the worId of dreams
AlI bright and gold and green!
Here goes the shy blushing bride
She sways to her beloved's charms
Magic in her dark kohl eyes
I come to America...
I want to Iearn English...
To get a betterjob...
I want to Iearn better EngIish...
to become the better person...
I can then go to colIege...
I didn't know why I wanted to Iearn English...
Pakistani girl Chinese girI...
No... come tomorrow
I teach alI America Spanish!
Where's Shashi?
The Iadoos have to be taken out...
...need to be gift wrapped
ChilI mom...peopIe are going to love the Iadoo gift pack
Shashi aunty is amazing
- I wish mom had some of that taIent - Yeah right!
Who do you fancy...
American guys or lndian?
Crap it's your mum..!
ChilI...she won't understand
So what's your boyfriend's name?
I don't have one...do you?
No...
Aunty its already 8.30
Don't forget... we need to go to the beauty saIon
Let me help you with that
Bring the other tray
Manu aunty...come quickly!
Where is Sagar?
Aunty...we can buy them on the way back...
Yes Shashi...
there's an lndian sweet shop near by...
don't worry...
Now no one wilI get to taste Aunty's Iadoos!
Come here.
How many times have I toId you to behave?
Didn't l warn you?
WiIl you do it again?
WiIl you?
Stop it
I wiIl make fresh Iadoos again...
AlI over again?
AlI that troubIe again Shashi!
Yes...
I wiIl
Excuse me... please help me with that...
Satish...l'lI get it done
It's ok...what to do!
Aunty...
we need to leave...
What's the point if l faiI in my favourite subject...
and pass in the other?
Satish look after them...
I've heard so much about your wife's food...ladoos?
She Ioves cooking...
And I Iove eating!
Thank you for coming
CongratuIations!
Hi Radha!
Hi - I bought fIower
Thank you
Yu Son!
HeIlo!
You are Iooking very...correct!
Thank you very very much for caIling us to come
Can't understand how he got through the EngIish exam
Where is Shashi?
Shashi aunty is getting ready...
May I go helping?
No, she'Il be here soon... thank you
God knows how she also got through the exam
What you say?
I say I Iove you
Shashi! Oh you look so beautiful!
Shashi madam...we missed you today
What a speech I gave...
What a speech!
I not understand one word
Rama bhai also...superb english!
Don't caIl me Rama bai...
that is my servant's name in lndia!
Oh Shashi you Iook so beautifuI...
Thank you...you too!
David sir!
Thank god Radha invited alI of us to the wedding
I couldn't let you Ieave without meeting me
Thank you so much for coming
Shashi...what are you doing?
The wedding is about to begin...
Satish uncIe...
Satish...this is David Sir...
Udumbke...
Eva...
SaIman...Yu Son...
Ramamurthy... - Nice to meet you.
Laurent...
Nice to meet you
They are my close friends
Shashi, it's time for the ceremony
To my darling daughter Meera and my dear son Kevin...
How I wish AniI was here
When Meera was going through her troubled teens...
she was 14...
she was onIy 14 years old...
when she came in fuming and asked us...
'Why did you give birth to me?'
She was so angry with Iife...
that she was furious that we gave birth to her
without asking for her permission!
I wiIl answer that today Meera
You were born...
so your dad and I could share compIete happiness
"You were born so you could bring happiness into our lives..."
I am so sorry I didn't take your permission
Love you both sweethearts!
God bless both of you always
Son... you just got Iucky!
But fortune smiles on those who embrace it's offerings...
so... Iove each other
And son...
Ieave me and your mother aIone!
It's time for us to focus on each other
Shashi Aunty...your turn
Yes... come on
Aunty
Sorry... my wife's EngIish is...
not very good so...
May I?
Meera...
Kevin...
this marriage is a...
Oops sorry... I started in Hindi
This marriage is a
beautifuI thing
It is the most
speciaI friendship...
friendship of two peopIe
who are equaI
Life is a Iong journey
Meera, sometimes you wilI feel
you are Iess
Kevin, sometimes you wilI also
feel you are less than Meera
Try to help each other
to feeI equaI
It wilI be nice
Sometimes...
married coupIe don't even know
how the other is feeIing
So... how they wilI heIp the other?
It means marriage is finished?
No
That is the time
you have to heIp yourself
Nobody can help you better than you
If you do that...
you wiIl return back feeIing equal
your friendship wiIl return back...
your life wiIl be beautifuI
Meera...Kevin...
maybe you'Il very busy...
but have family...
son...daughter...
in this big world...
your smaIl little world
It wilI make you feeI so good
FamiIy...
famiIy can never be...
never be judgemental!
FamiIy wilI never...
put you down...
wiIl never make you feel smaIl
FamiIy is the onIy one
who wiIl never laugh at your weaknesses
FamiIy is the onIy pIace
where you wiIl aIways get
Iove and respect
That's aIl Meera and Kevin...
I wish you aIl the best
Thank you
WeIl Shashi...
you don't 'return back', you just return...
and you missed a few 'a's and 'the's...
else you passed with distinction!
Shashi aunty you were amazing!
Yes... l'm so proud of you
Do you want me to heIp?
Bring the other tray
Next time you speak in English in front of mama...
please think... she can taIk better than you!
David Sir... ladoo!
Thank you... I have some thing for you!
When you don't like yourseIf...
you tend to dislike everything connected to you
New things seem to be more attractive
When you learn to Iove yourself...
then the same old Iife...
starts looking new...
starts looking nice
Thank you...
for teaching me...
how to love myseIf!
Thank you for making me...
feel good about myseIf
Thank you so much!
Ladoo...
Broke the French heart, didn't you?
Shashi...
Do you...
stilI Iove me?
If l didn't...
why would I give you two ladoos?
And...
good choice!
Her eyes... they speak
They tease... they sneak
into the worId of dreams
AlI bright and gold and green!
Here goes the shy blushing bride
She sways to her beloved's charms
Magic in her dark kohl eyes
What newspaper wouId you like sir?
New York Times pIease
And you ma'am?
The New York...
sorry...do you have any Hindi newspaper?
No, sorry
It's ok...thank you.